Oh, what cruel torture

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 12/06/2017 at 00:23 • Filed to: None

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My wife bought me this cereal then told me to save her some. How am I supposed to sit down with the box, watch a basketball game, and not eat the whole thing in one sitting? That’s not fair.

HammerheadFistpunch > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 00:28

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I feel like organic cinnamon toast crunch is a contradiction in ideas. Like non-diarrhea chipotle

Textured Soy Protein > HammerheadFistpunch 12/06/2017 at 00:52

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This is more like Golden Grahams, except the box is smaller and no hippies were harmed during its production.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 01:13

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Every time I see anything remotely similar to golden grahams:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 01:33

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I often like no-antibiotics this and organic that, but give me my motherfucking Golden Grahams!

Svend > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 02:00

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Trick is to take some out and put them in a ziplock bag and put to one side, then later when you come to have yours, you’ll feel more like your having all of them by finishing the box.

JeepJeremy > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 06:22

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Cascadian Farm cereals are so great!!!

jimz > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 06:55

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all of the stupid trendy buzzwords would make me want to just set that box on fire out in the yard.

shop-teacher > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 07:09

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Just pour a big bowl, close the box and leave it in the kitchen. Then go sit down and enjoy.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 07:10

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This looks delicious.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 12/06/2017 at 07:18

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Since when is chipotle made of diarrhea? I thought they were dried/smoked chile peppers.

Textured Soy Protein > jimz 12/06/2017 at 09:02

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I’ll let you burn the box if I keep the cereal.

jimz > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 09:08

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Deal.

fintail > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 09:13

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But is it gluten-free? I see they missed a trend.

Golden Grahams with sugar on top? Weird.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein 12/06/2017 at 09:30

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I’m like that with Post Blueberry Morning.

Textured Soy Protein > fintail 12/06/2017 at 10:22

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Gluten is a wonderful and delicious thing.

I think this stuff took the sugar sprinkle of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and added it to Golden Grahams.